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Angry Gnome is, as one may guess, is very, very angry. Trapped in a veritable garden of idiots, he spends most of his days fuming about minutae, plotting to kill Happy Gnome, or mercilessly oppressing Slave Labor Gnome. |
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Happy Gnome generally has no idea what's going on, which is odd considering his rather illustrious degree in Gnome Science. When he's not making pointless comments on other gnomes or the weather, Happy Gnome is busy advancing the world--through SCIENCE! |
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Ghetto Gnome is one bad mutha, bling-ed out and ready to roll. No one knows what the hell he's smoking, and it's probably for the best. |
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Slave Labor Gnome spends his days complaining about his cruel treatment from Angry Gnome, and is slowly going insane. |
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Micro Gnome is very very small. This offends him, as it seems to be the only thing others notice. Surprisingly edible. |
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Leper Gnome is a wannabe evil mastermind with a shabby Irish accent and only the most tenuous grasp of maniacal scheming. Has a tendency to fall apart, literally. |
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Creepy Omnipotent Disembodied Floating Head Gnome, or Floating Head Gnome for short, knows everything. He returned to the garden after some time off to make his millions on Wall Street. No one knows how he can either A)survive without organs, or B)remain floating. |
